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Fun and interesting ways to commit suicide

Depressed? Thinking of jumping off a road bridge into the great beyond? DONT! Firstly, just think of the impact this will have on the traffic, did you think of that? No? Didn’t think so. Just because you feel like dying doesn’t mean others should have to suffer.
Secondly, throwing yourself off a road bridge is common and dull, don’t even think of cutting yourself either (stupid emo...) what you need is something fun, and interesting, maybe even amusing to watch. What you need to do is read this article, it will teach you everything you need to know.
So put that noose away, pull the loaded pistol away from your face, take your head out of the oven. You should be happy and take pride in your suicide.

The AOPSFAIWTCS

AOPSFAIWTCS stands for ‘Association of people seeking fun and interesting ways to commit suicide’. The organisation was founded in 1987 by a group of rather eccentric people who just didn’t want to live anymore. One of the most famous members was James Humphrey Smith, the first person ever to ride an Atom Bomb into its target.
Since then the AOPSFAIWTCS have had many members, though few long-standing ones. Some famous suicides include Jonathon Johnson who set up his store, the ‘world of electromagnets’ right across the street from the ‘house of sharp cutlery items’. He is considered one of the most innovative members and even won an award for his ingenuity, unfortunately he was unable to receive the award, but I do understand he had a very good funeral.
Another famous suicide was made by Daniel Hall, who shot himself out of a cannon right into the Eiffel Tower in France, just to prove a point. The French quickly surrendered, but Daniel was already dead.
You can join this organisation by finding one of the surviving members and asking ‘hey, can I join your organisation, I really feel like dying right now’ to which they will answer ‘sure!’, providing they stay alive long enough (you might have to ask two or three people). Members can be found by the AOPSFAIWTCS badges they wear, and their complete disregard for personal safety.
Once you are part of the AOPSFAIWTCS you can go to their headquarters to get all the explosives and watermelons you need. You can also discuss methods of suicide with the helpful members, and draw up a plan for the most interesting and fun suicide you could imagine.
“The AOPSFAIWTCS will help you create a great death for yourself and possibly friends aswell.”
~ AOPSFAIWTCS Promise

Rules for a fun and interesting death

Yup, that’s right, suicide has rules. You probably feel like jumping off that bridge all over again now, but, should you refrain from doing this, you will have the kind of fantastic death that will make people cheer for miles around.
Rule number 1 - Be innovative. Try to think of something suitably flashy, and something nobody has ever done before.
Rule 2 - Make sure you die. According to the AOPSFAIWTCS scoring rules you lose a lot of points for not actually dying, and you could even have your membership revoked.
Rule 3 - Be helpful. Some of the members are very dumb and only joined because they felt it might be a good idea at the time. Some of them may need a push in the right direction (possibly a literal push in the right direction) to get the kind of magnificent death they probably don’t deserve.
Remember all these things and the perfect death awaits you.nbvnvvvvvvvvnvbnbvnbvnb
SOme efficiant ways is to hang yourselfaswell

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Plz, don't take this toooo seriously!!